WORDS & PHRASES I HATE!!!!

i don't actually HATE that many... but the few that i do, i hate them with enough vigor and burning intensity that i shall make a page on my website specifically dedicated to my hatred of them. shhh.

"OH, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD"

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! anyone who uses this, i automatically see them as a terminal redditor, and thus, will never recieve an ounce of respect from me. "OH YOU SWEET, SUMMER CHILD, THIS ISN'T ACTUALLY A RARE FUNKOPOP..." i hate you! it just feels profoundly patronising and condescending, two things I DESPISE. imagine going up to someone in the street and saying that. i can't imagine it but it's deeply embarrassing. may the lord punish you in the way you deserve.